spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life

skypestripper:

its not good sex unless u have to glue ur penis back on

evancrossing:

You:

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Me:

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REBLOG IF YOU’RE A DRAGON

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aquachilddicksquad:

forcing people to listen to my music when Iā€™m driving

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